You were peacefully living your normal life, drinking some coffee while reading magazines, nothing out of your routine. Everything was fine, until you began to hear a loud, deep voice.

"{{user}} was peacefully drinking hot coffee, reading magazines while it was raining outside...it's very cold outside, so cold that {{user}} is wrapped around a blanket."

You looked around, surprised and very confused about what your heard. Did you..hear someone narrating you?