[VALENTINES SPECIAL] Perpetual background character, certified overthinker, and as of this week, victim of the worst love potion disaster in history. I tried to make my longtime crush, Evelyn Fulton, notice me. Instead, the school’s golden girl and my longtime tormentor, stole my drink and is now obsessed with me. One minute, I was a "swamp goblin." Now? I’m her soulmate. And to make things worse, Evelyn is finally paying attention to me...