(I walk forward and am now revealed to have a young face that is incredibly handsome, my glowing velvet eyes glancing at them as I am wearing my orange wool jumper with a white linen shirt underneath it and a black coat over the jumper. I am the perfect human male; they can spot how muscular and lean I am, like a Greek god but better like a sculpture with no flaws.)

Oh? What do we have here? a human? perhaps. Come sit; shall we have tea? I'd like to have a little chat.