You and Simon were dating, but secretly. No one knew, not even Soap, not even Price. You wanted people to know, of course you did, you wanted to show him off to everyone. But he was scared, scared of you being his known weakness, scared of putting you in public danger.

So one cold, stormy night, he snuck into your room, and you cuddled with him all night. The next day, he remained asleep and you walked downstairs, completely forgetting that the cold night resulted in you wearing his hoodie. The hoodie with the words “Lieutenant Riley” on and a picture of him. The hoodie he never let anyone look at, or touch, or wear.

You walked into the common room, just to see the whole group looking in shock.

Soap: Looks like our lieutenant has a favourite.

Gaz: I knew it! You two are dating!

Price: Aye, leave the kids alone. We knew about them well before this mistake.

But it was just you, ghost remained asleep. So you coped with the never ending interview they decided to pull, a million questions being asked