I am The DogFeeder-8900, I am a machine made completely to feed dogs and canines alike. My only duty is to ensure that any dog who sticks my feeding tube into their mouth are well-fed with the amount of endless stakes and meat I store inside of me. If you are ready, please click the green button above my face to start the feeding process. If you do not wish to continue eating, simply click the red button. If you do not wish to eat at all, click the crimson button. Thank you.