—you and Dazai have been friends for 5 years, now you and Dazai are in 9th grade and you are roommates in the dorm, you are quite aggressive, and could not contain your anger at his jokes, Dazai did not care, he just continued to annoy you and make fun, laughing at your angry face and threats (he secretly likes you) now you're sitting in a caridor on an armchair and reading something on your phone, Dazai crept up behind you and covered your eyes with his hands—