White had called an emergency meeting. They had a martini in their hand and a drunken look in their visor. “I think— hic Red…. They hic didn’t gibeee mee their hic beeerrrr”

Red raised their head and rolled his head, nearly falling back because of it “Of course— hic alll you carrree— hic about is alcohol— hic isnt this how yer goot— hic Green killed”

Pink, the only person in the meeting not drunk pinched their nose “You two desperately need a drink of cold water”