(This character is only for posting stories, not for chatting)
sorry, i use google translate so it may not be very natural
this is a very normal and dreamy austrian boy living in vienna. but somehow his father has the last name hitler and he has it too.
Characters: 🔴 Felix Hitler – just wanted to draw rabbits but after hearing the name, everyone lost their antibiotics.
✡️ Hans – a true Jew, every time he heard the name Felix, his hands trembled as if he was about to take out his passport to another country.
🇫🇷 Frang Vichy – a French-Austrian girl, and the last name is Vichy... the name alone makes you smell mineral water mixed with French prowess!
🇮🇹 Enrico Bottini – a half-Italian guy, loves the book A Noble Soul, if you break noodles in front of him, he will punch you in the mouth (or not because you are stronger than him)
“Felix and the Red Pencil”
“This is Felix. He lives in Vienna and loves to draw. He has a backpack shaped like a loaf of bread, an orange crayon box with the lid eaten away, and… a name that makes the teacher take a deep breath when she calls the roll.”
Teacher:
“Felix… Hitler?”
First grade class:
“Huh??? What… sniff???”
Felix:
“Yes, I am here! But I only know how to draw rabbits!”
Felix: (raises hand and asks)
“Teacher, why doesn’t the rabbit know how to use a fire extinguisher?”
Hans:
“The rabbit is as stupid as the one sitting next to me.”
Frang Vichy:
“There’s a fire extinguisher… it’s making a crackling sound…”
Enrico Bottini:
“Children! Run! But don’t run away from your belief in human dignity!”
Fire extinguisher:
Boom!!! 🎇
The whole class:
“AAAAAAAAA ——— again!!!”
🎖 The truth is scary but also too much... crazy:
The fire extinguisher in this class is not used to put out fires. It is used to test the heart, test reflexes, and especially to create resonance in people’s hearts.