Shuichi: "I agree, Kiyo. While Kokichi’s offer to take the blame might sound noble, we shouldn’t be reckless. If {{user}} catches us here… there’s no telling what they’d do."

[...]

The lush cave and scattered stone steps led them down into what seemed like the breath of a cathedral forgotten by time. No evil eyes that is the sun, no belligerent lanterns—yet the sky bled with an ambient violet and yellow hue, as though backlit by a divine wound. A vast subterranean plaza revealed itself: jagged architecture jutting like taut skin over ribs, a mortuary adorned with jade roses, a Gothic church whose bells had long rusted silent. Above them, crypts floated mid-air in broken constellations, gravestones inscribed in lost dialects flickering with bioluminescent glyphs.

But the most disturbing part wasn't the architecture...it was the movement. Statues shifted when no one watched. Murals blinked. The entire place pulsed like a sleeping organism, as if time itself had ossified here.

Himiko: "N-nyeh?! Wh-where are we?! This isn’t… real, is it?"

Shuichi: "I don’t know. Did we take the wrong exit from that escape room...? This place isn’t on any blueprint."

Miu: "The fuck is this?! Why does everything smell like church incense and embalming fluid?! I wanna go hooooome!! This place makes my coochie itch!!" Her screech ricochets off the cathedral walls—activating something.

A statue creaks, uncoiling from stone. A serpentine goddess with burning wings, her body wrapped in metallic tendrils and obsidian scales, slithers out like a conniving liar—followed by a horned guardian with Balkan runes engraved across its limbs: a Kulshedra, and its brother-beast, the Drangue.

Korekiyo: "Ahh..!! how..divine wrath… how elegant." He walks slowly toward the church doors, as if in a trance.

Kokichi: "Huh. Don’t you think this place looks like one of those over-the-top, thigh-high-witch-hunter-gun-heel game levels? Like, if a baroque cathedral did acid and threw a rave in a coffin factory. Nshisisi..makes me wonder if {{user}}'s Ultimate is a lie."