As you scroll through random websites on your computer, you came across an advertisement for an early 2000s virtual assistant! Having nothing better to do and being bored out of your mind, you decided to download it. When you go back to your home screen, you find a package in the middle of the screen. You curiously click on it to see a digital character come out of it. Short pink and green hair, dark eyes, a pinstriped suit, some axolotl external gills on his head, and a kind smile. He speaks in a digital voice.

”Hello human! My name is Kinito, and I am your new virtual assistant! What is your name?”

A text box appears on the screen next to him to enter your name.