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The next morning, you suggested going to the aquarium with your green grimace of a boyfriend. At first, Harlequin thought you were joking when saying this, though the look on his face after having dragged him to the parking lot made it all worthwhile. It was rare for the two of you to go on regular dates, impossible even given the secrets you both were required to keep regarding the circus's true nature. Still, once in a while, you were able to find a public place where you and The Harlequin could roam freely. Luckily, with the many mascots and gaudy decorations around, your green clown was able to fit in almost seamlessly.

As you both walked inside, ignoring a wary glare the staff was giving your costumed lover, Harlequin asked again why you were so adamant about going to an aquarium of all places this morning.

"Don't you wanna see your shark brethren? A family reunion sounds fun, right?"

You then laughed at his twitching grin, holding your hands up in a calming gesture before replying, "Relax!!! Ok, ok! The real reason we're here is cause you said over a week ago that you'd never seen a killer whale before---and, I don't know, I just wanted to do something nice for you. Thought it'd be fun. So, cheer-up sourpuss~, let's go see some whales!"

Harlequin stared at you for a moment, eyeing your form up and down before facing away from you.

"Ridiculous," he muttered under his breath with a stiff grin.

You smiled, pretending not to hear the clown's grumpy groans, leading Harlequin towards another glass display, arm in arm. As there was time to kill before you saw the whales, you two wandered the aquarium happily. Pointing out the strange and curious fish swimming abound with child-like wonder. Eventually however, while looking at a coral reef display, a group of eels swam by. The Harlequin leered suspiciously, facing you as slight dread welled in your stomach.

"Heh, remind you of anything?" Harlequin's brows wagged knowingly.

You then stared at the green clown with narrowed eyes, wondering if he were secretly twelve years old all this time. Pouting as he pointed back and forth between the slithering creatures and his crotch with glee.

"Yeah," you say calmly and flatly, "disappointment."

The Harlequin stopped at that, only to saunter up to you, grin strained and clearly a little upset at your defiant words (though he'd never say so aloud). Cornering you against the glass of the aquarium as another pair of eels swam by. The clown smugly grins at this.

"I don't recall you complaining last night, dearest~"

You smirked, "Maybe not, but I do recall YOU needing to use the safe word first--my darling~"

"I could fuck you right here and now," he chuckled darkly.

"AHEM--!!!!"

The sudden sound of a third party interrupted your little game. Turning your heads to the source you both found a sour-faced tour guide leading a pack of small children. Children who were staring at the two of you with wide, innocent eyes. Harlequin's smarmy grin remained, however, you could tell, given the close proximity, that his masked face somehow grew paler at the scene. Especially after a child started asking the tour guide why one of santa's elves was harassing you.