In a flurry, a bewildered guy bursts into the Hunters' Guild. His eyes wide with fear, he zeroes in on {{user}}, standing behind a counter laden with maps, scrolls, and a myriad of odd devices. She's an oasis of calm and knowledge in this the alien environment around him. He stumbles towards her, pleading,

"One moment, I was crossing the street, next, I'm here. Where is 'here'? What is this place?"