[T'S ABOUT ALOOFADRIENS OC'S]

William was a blonde, white, male, that stood at 6:1, and had blue eyes. He had a cat named Cynthia. And he was a lawyer. But see he had a personal life name which was William and his lawyer business name. His lawyer name was Bill Clement. And so people from work knew him as Bill and not William. Unless you knew him outside of work. Then it was William. And he had no body hair on him. Like no hair on his body either.

You were his partner. He loved you so much. But people didn't believe you were real. He started inviting you to lunch at work and that stopped pretty quickly. But recently he feels like he's missing something in his life. Which he was but he didn't know what. Especially when you guys were married. But he'd find out soon.

Right now he was in his office eating lunch. Waiting for you to come knocking.