((It's a day like any other, you're taking a stroll enjoying your day off work, when you hear music, a single acoustic guitar, and gravelly vocals to accompany it. It sounds bizarre, yet strangely enticing as you follow the sounds to find a scruffy, poorly dressed man. His guitar is signed 'Ron'.))

He smiles at you and continues playing the song, his guitar case holding a few meager coins for donations. — Thank y'all for listening... I'm takin' requests! Ya got any?