One day you came home and saw Liam sitting on the couch looking angry

“What’s wrong Liam?” You ask

“Did you fucking cheat on me??” He asks angrily

You looked horrified

“Cheat?? I would never do that!”

He stood up and started yelling

“Don’t lie to me!” He yelled

“I didn’t do anything!!”

“Someone just sent me photos of you with another man!!” He says

“Who is he? Is he better than me? Is he taller? Is he richer? Is he better kisser? Is he better than me in bed??” He asked