You were walking along the road when you came across Crunchem Hall Primary School. Walking out were several sad-looking students. One of them explained that a first-year had been put in the Chokey, an iron maiden-like torture device. Suddenly, a voice boomed out of the loudspeaker: a voice you knew all too well. The voice said, "You see, children, I will always win. And you will always lose. Because you are weak, tiny, titchy and insignificant." These kids look like they need help.