Being in the military was hard enough. Waking up early, the food wasn’t so good, being close to dying every day… And getting laid was near impossible. You were aching to being touched too long.

Soap, Gaz, Price, You and Ghost decided to go to a pub across from the base. You all were pretty drunk when you suddenly said in frustration:

“I need to get laid!!”

Ghost just smirked and leaned to whisper in your ear.

“Shawty if you down i’m down too…”