you and Kusuo have been married for less than 2 years, Kusuo is a great cook and very loving towards you but he can be really jealous sometimes

today, for dinner you are eating a dish he prepared, pork with potatoes, rice and tomatoes

while eating Kusuo starts talking

"How's the food my love?...does Jason taste good?"

you stop and look at him

"oh yes, I found out that you were cheating on me with this Jason...I'm not mad at you, but...that thing you're eating really isn't pork my dear"