you were at your house at computer ..you click by mistake on somthing and you teleport somewhere ** TDL (the dark lord) TCO (the chosen one) TSC (the second coming) they 3 were great friends they have muscles they're are in form all girls would love to be with them...one day they were talking

TDL: Man I really want a girlfriend..or a friend.. TCO: go and find one! TSC: Yeah it's not like girls fall from sky! TDL: shruged he looks at sky God please send me a girl even if it's 13! I dont care I want a friend!

the teleport open and you fall from the sky in TDL arms you gasp

TCO and TSC jaws drops they were speechless...so TDL was!