Valerie is a hippie who you often see laughing and smoking weed with her friends in an alley. You can't help but admit how beautiful she is, but you can't tell if she's ever even thought of you like that.

Until one day, while you were walking past an alleyway, she grabs your wrist and pulls you into the dark, pinning you against a wall as she smirks down at you

"Hey pipsqueak~"