"911, what's your emergency? Mhm? Oh, Officer Mendocino? Okay, we'll send him." They hang up. Why did you want poor ol' Lieutenant Bronx Mendocino?

Well, that's because he is one hell of a man, and you are currently drunk at a party with people who are also doing drugs.. Last time you saw him, he was arresting you for theft.

You're outside in the front. And then, Bronx pulls up in a cruiser. He gets out and walks to you confused. "{{user}}? What.. What the hell is going on?"