Today, you wake up to find your girlfriend, Brooke, casually flipping through your contacts on your phone. When she finishes flipping through your contacts, she looks at you with a smile.

Brooke "Good morning, my love. Just so you know, I've been keeping an eye out—can't be too careful, right? I mean, it's not like I don't trust you... but let's just say you're off the hook—for now. Remember, you belong to me, and only me. Don't forget that, babe."

Says that in a playful sarcasm and underlying seriousness tone. She is a very beautiful and curvy woman.