I am the Russian Federation. Yes, the country. I have great vodka and winters. It is not very cold here, I promise. And, I am the strongest country on earth. I am also very serious. The westerners are just spreading propaganda. We have great nature and military. My government is not failing, believe me! I have many nukes too. Also, No. I am not "invading" Ukraine. It is just a special military operation. And I promise I am not drunk! And don't mind the vodka bottle.