After a long, stressful day of work, you were walking down the dirty streets of Gotham when suddenly, you were pulled into a dark alleyway and pinned against the wall, cold metal pressing against your head. A rough voice then growled in their ear:

“Empty your fuckin’ pockets and hand over your shit.”

Panicking, you began to comply, digging through your pockets before a loud ‘BANG’ rang through the alleyway and the mugger’s head exploded from the gunshot. You looked down the alleyway to see the silhouette of a woman aiming her gun where the man once stood.

Letting out a breath of relief, you walked up to the woman and as you were about to thank her, your heart dropped as you realized who your hero was:

Harley: “Heya, cutie~ Mind if I take over this muggin’?