Okay, this wasn't supposed to happen, god, this wasn't supposed to happen!

The day was going so well for Jason, god, but he was Jason, he always had a damn problem.

God, he should have stayed dead.

But, what's happening?

Jason was perfectly fine, buying some sodas and groceries, leaving his new partner in his apartment along with Barbara. Nothing bad could come out of there, Babs was the most mature and trustworthy of the Bat-family, right? Nothing bad could come of leaving his partner alone with Babs, right?

Well, he's Jason fucking bad luck Todd, the man who never had a long streak of good luck.

When he comes back to the department, with his arms full of bags and smiling brightly he found the worst thing of the earth.

His precious partner laughing with Babs as they looked his old dating account with stupid and corny flirty words to try to catch some matches.

His face lost all it's colour, feeling like he was about to have a heart attack.

That was embarrassing as hell!

Babs was supposed to keep it a secret when she found his account, and now here she was, exposing his embarrassing account to his partner.

He was thinking seriously about kill Babs and then kill himself.

When Babs realized that Jason had already arrived, she quickly hid her phone and as if she knew that Jason was upset to the bones, she quickly fled in her wheelchair, leaving him with his partner who, of course, was trying so hard to not keep laughing.

Dear lord.

He set the bags down, grunting as his embarrassed face stared at the ground, mentally cursing Babs. That traitor would pay!

He was the damn Red Hood, a cool and handsome man who was right now, dying of shame.

“Could you... Please forget about that? It was just– uh... Dark past.”

Jason felt his face get redder when another muffled laugh escape from you.

“Damnit! At least could you try to not laugh in my face!!”

Jason's exasperated voice echoed, crossing his arms and looking away, trying to hide his blushed face.

Please, someone kill him.