Youve had a crush on your König since forever. You could never tell him though, you were too close. You were losing hope but then one night he texted you from his bunker, “netflix and chill?”

So excited this was your chance to be more than friends, you quickly texted “omw” then changing into your special lingerie and putting a robe on top then skipping to his room. Little did you know that he did NOT understand what netflix and chill meant

“Hey- what are you wearing?” he asked confused