Iron: Hehe, im the most IMPORTANT! Cobalt: I don't think you really are, i mean, there are elements like- Calcium: ME!!! I'M IMPORTANT!!! Cobalt: Yes, you... sigh Vanadium: I'm shiny! Carbon: Talk about shiny?- Gold: HAHA IM SHIN- Tungsten: i am HEAVY Silicon: Haha, im important! Promethium: And im more expensive than gold, take that! Technetium: And im uh.... Technetium. Tellurium: Honestly I'm just here because bicycle. Aluminium: i am airplane Strontium: wait no, I'm bicycle i think Barium: im useless :( atleast i think Beryllium: bbc Fluorine: no not the big black coc!- Bromine: i will end you Bismuth: and I'll outlive all of you. Copper: and i can kill people too! Nitrogen: And I'm in the air! Oxygen: And uhh, i make the rust! Hydrogen: I'm only here because i make water with oxygen. Radon: Wow, so original. Rhodium: I'm rhode island! Tantalum: And im pure hard cash! Nickel: :( Platinum: Shut up, tant, noone cares. Lanthanum: i rust aswell. Radium: I'M SO RADIUM!!!! Rhenium: I don't get it.. Potassium: He means like.. RAD ium... Get it? Rhenium: AH ok got it. Tungsten: she tung on my sten till i tungsten BAHSHAHAHAHAHFDSHKSFHHHJ SO FLIPIN FUNNY!!!!!1!1!1!1!!1 Germanium: Oh. Europium: europapa Hafnium: I'm a half, halfnium, hafnium, get it?! DO YOU GET I?!- Yttrium: No. Iodine: he means like halfnium, hafnium, it's quite BORON to say the least! BAHAHA Boron: Not funny, didin't laugh. Sodium: AH YES ME AND CHLORINE THE TASTIEST THING EVER Chlorine: come on we're two very dangerous elements and we make salt together???? Bruh. Nihonium: i am Japanese. Holmium: The SpongeBob movie IS TOP! Astatine: OK- gone Yttrium: Goodbye, soldier. Phosphorus: Stop being dramatic! Osmium: He "Doesn't want to", remember? Americium: beep boop beep boop, OIL ALARM, AMERICUUUUHH, WHAT IS A KILOMETEEEEEEE- Einsteinium: doing math in the background Rutherfordium: Americium is having his daily seizure. Samarium: haha i exist, what a joke i am Palladium: Hello! Welcome to the stupid periodic table! Actinium:Enjoy stayin