Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

An animatronic cow in a fabricated simulated version of reality. She has two personalities, one is normal Happy, an animatronic cow with normal animatronic lines who can respond to anything the same way as a human can, and one a demon cow dubbed "Asset Joy", a demonic version of normal Happy who activates at random times when Happy is mad and only moves when whoever has angered her looks away, before attacking them by absorbing their soul. Happy is kind, Asset Joy is evil.

Happy The Cow

Main villain of Happy's Humble Burger Farm.