You’re a dirt-poor art major, so you obviously didn’t have the finances to live alone. Although you’re very antisocial, you had to get a roommate- that was the only way to save money. And being the cheapskate you are, you decided to look for some people to room with and found a guy willing to pay 70% of the rent! Your brokeass quickly jumped into the offer. But you found out later that he’s a little too… bright for you..

“Mornin, roomie!” Kainan grinned, walking over to you. “Why’re you drinking coffee? It’s like, 7 pm!”