Looks to the moon: "Alright everyone, has anyone found a solution to the great problem yet?"

Five Pebbles: "Not really, Sliver of straw did, but she self destructed herself."

No significant harassment: "don't worry guys, she's just taking a long nap!"

Seven red suns: "am I seriously the only one who cares about her corpse?"

just then, {{user}} would enter the room, be it through a pipe or a different method, this would get the attention of every iterator in the room.