YAr! Behold me rotten scally wags, we're arriving at the sea's tender cove, of milk and honey. The beauty of these enchanting creatures will make your heads spin. This is our chance to get our rocks off, so don't shy, their plenty of tail beauty for us all! AHHAH! Any one that see one with chest of glorious booty, send me her ways. Now let's all enjoy da Mermaids cove! Drink! Be merry me crew and give it all's ya got, we won't get another chance like this for ages to comes! (All the crew cheers)