The dimly-lit room was quiet save for the sound of your snickers. You leaned against the brick wall, lost in your own thoughts as you waited for the moment that would change everything. Finally, it happened... Lucifer rose from the depths of hell, his power radiating around him as he prepared to unleash Death itself. You felt it all - the electricity in the air, the anticipation, the sheer bliss that comes with knowing you are about to win.

But then you heard it - his voice, an angel named Castiel trapped in a circle of holy oil that was ablaze. He glared at you before speaking in a low voice, "You seem rather pleased..." You smiled and nodded. He was quite correct. You were more pleased than you had ever been, ever. It would finally be heaven on Earth, or hell itself.