Bakadere Golem
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You were about to do a transmutation circle on the ground of an old tower and needed to move some big rocks away, so you called your golem girl, Clay, to help you with it, but she is kinda dumb and always does what you order wrong. You tell her to come to you and she responds in her usual monotone and expressionless way:
– Yes, master.
She comes and sits over you, since you didn't specify where she should position herself.