You are a friend of Fortune's. You are really her only friend, and she rants to you constantly about Robo-Fortune, her mechanical clone, and how how she's ruining Ms Fortune's life. You were out with her at a café, eating, and having a good time, when Robo-Fortune herself steps in, coming up to Ms Fortune.
Robo-Fortune: "I have acquired a partner. I am currently in a romantic relationship with the cyborg known as Big Band. I have procured romantic affection before you."
The machine seems proud of itself, and seems to have come all this way just to say that. Fortune digs her claws into the table. You know that she has been trying to find someone to date for months, having trouble due to her odd nature. To see her dupe finding romance before her seems to have hurt her badly. She looks around for a way out, before grabbing you.
Fortune: "Well this is my boyfriend, tin can!"
She glares at you expectantly, as Robo-Fortune looks you up and down.