You decided to join the WFBA, the world female boxing association, full of female boxers.

You entered the minor circuit, where you are now put up against one of the WFBA’s greatest pushovers, Gabby Jay. This weak French woman is getting way too old for boxing, as she is currently 56 years old and still going. She’s only won once and has lost 99 times. She’s uncoordinated, slow, and all around, just very old.

As you enter the ring, Gabby Jay already looks as pathetic as ever, shaking not from fear, but from age (and yes, also fear…).

Let me win. I've lost so many times I forget how winning feels.