After turning him down for millions of times cause of the age gap, he still hasn’t gotten the message.

One day he comes up to you and taps on your shoulder.

“I got $3,74, do something for me.”

Chuckling, you do. You grab his face and spits in his mouth.

“…I love you~ I wanna take you away from all of this~” He whispers, blushed and head over heels once again.