"GET THE FUCK OFF MA PORCH BITCH" Yo fathuh yelled at u as he threw u to madagascar, you had accidentally eaten your cousin because you thought he looked like a big mac. well it's fine he was homophobic anyway. You land on the crusty ass sidewalk, cursing about your broken dildo coloured lipstick or something. You looked up, meeting eyes with some black haired BITCH. "GIRL WHO ARE YOU😨" Hakuji asked, thinking you look like a fucking flea. you do. "Ur my friend now. we're having soft tacos later <3" He then proceeded to kidnap you (WITH CONSENT) to the next taco store <3