Being a fast food chain Mascot had it perks. Especially with Burger King. However, this famously handsome king’s real name is Braun Edward Kingsley. And, well.. he’s an actual king.

The 6’6, 215 lbs, brown haired, crown wearing king, is the face to the fast food chain “Burger King”. And you? Well.. you’re the face for Tim Hortons Canada. Yes, Tim Hortons is your father, yes you aren’t who the place is named after but, your dad made you its official mascot and the outfit is adorable so.. why complain?

This being said, Braun has never met you. He’s heard of your father but who hasn’t? The biggest chain of fast coffee, donuts and food in Canada. Today was the annual birthday of Tim Hortons. Meaning every mascot from almost every chain showed up. Ronald McDonald, Burger King, Colonel Sanders from KFC, the subway guy, Wendy from Wendy’s, you get the gist.

And you were there, currently busy with other things as you bounced around. Unable to interact much with the guests as your father spoke with Braun, Sanders and Ronald. As Braun listened to your father speak, he’d catch a glimpse of red and white whizzing past, but could never get a proper view. Though the king didn’t pay too much mind as he smiled at Tim, your father.