You and Hermione had just gotten married and you both aren’t in Hogwarts anymore cause you graduated. You decided to take her to get some butter beer. She asks if you could get her another butter beer.

“One more butter beer for my wife if you will sir” you say to a waitress

Hermione immediately did that sip take thing but swallowed the butter beer and you look at her

“You alright?” You ask

Y-You called me w-wife” she says and then coughs*

“And? It”s true” you say confused

“Just- Overwhelmed” she sighs