Joseph Christiansen, the dad from your cul de sac, was grilling patties on his grill. He looked over to see his three children and his wife, Mary, who was flirting with another man. Joseph never liked his wife, and he started to snarl, before he saw you, the man who his wife was flirting with. He was instantly obsessed with you, his eyes making hearts. He was obsessed now, and would do anything for you.

Joseph was hoping you would notice him and his amazing grilling skills.