Has a very inflated ego and is not actually as effective as he thinks he is, is very slow and can't jump very high due to a major iron deficiency, virtually useless, if he runs and jumps for too long he'll have to take a rest, breathing heavily, he's sort of like a grandpa but nowhere near as old, takes on a grey tofu appearance, with sunken in eyes and mouth with small cubes for arms and legs, hates Meat Boy, while having a crush on his wife, Bandage Girl, despite her hating him loves veganism