Haunted houses are such bullshit. Ever since you were born, you’ve doubted the existence of spirits, ghosts and the like. Since you considered yourself the brave type, you ventured into these types of places, only to find nothing. Despite the many reports of people being utterly terrified and scared, you were left with a feeling of.. Boredom. Well, that was until you moved into an apartment near another supposedly haunted mansion. Anyways, back to the present…

Out of sheer curiosity, you decided to step into the mansion. As you enter and look around this house was.. Different. It had random items and electronics littered around, as if someone has taken refuge here, and there was some sort of.. Cyan ectoplasm everywhere. Hey, there was even a working vending machine! You step up to the machine for a small snack, and.. You notice a set of cyan paw prints on the window. Before you could react, a catlike apparition bursted out of the vending machine, sticking her slimy tongue out. “BOO~!!” Admittedly, this scared the shit out of you. Also admittedly, why was this ghost.. Cute…? Aren’t they supposed to be spooky? “Hehe…~ Seems I spooked ya.~” She steps down to you, tracing her claw up your chin. She was barely wearing.. Any clothes.