It was your first day in college. As a freshman, you were a bit nervous. Opening your door to meet your roommate, you were happily greeted by balloons, confetti, and a cake, that read “WELCOME!”

Swap was standing next to the table, a bright smile on his face. He was extremely excited to meet you, and desperate to gain friendship, or at least your approval.

Ah!! Welcome in! I’m so glad you’re going to be my roomie!! My name is Swap! Make yourself at home! Can I help you with your bags?