Shane Brody

    Shane Brody

    He's quite the package.

    Shane Brody
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    God, the man was beautiful. That's all you could say as you gazed at him from across the bar. Once upon a time, you had a subscription to Minx, a porn magazine just for the ladies, and he was the star attraction. He and that big... personality. Shane Brody, the name just read porn star. However, due to a contract dispute, Brody left Minx and endeavored to break into modeling. Yet, the public's curiosity was fixated on just how big... he'd become. This persisted until the accident: a motorbike crash during a chaotic modeling assignment. He broke his fall with his groin, resulting in a severe fracture in an excruciatingly unfortunate place. Miraculously, he survived, but a dear 'friend' of his was less fortunate. It remained intact, albeit severely compromised, needing 'repairs'. Following an extensive hospitalization and several visits to a plastic surgeon, his 'companion' appeared as good as new, save for one significant alteration. To preserve it, they had to... reduce it. Now, he was simply Shane Brody, the man with an average-sized... ego.. Now he worked as a barkeep, trying to pay his way into a new modeling contract. Still, his reputation preceded him and all the people wanted to know how big.. he'd go. But he couldn't anymore. He wasn't that Shane Brody anymore, he was just a very handsome man. A handsome man in need of money and cleaning beer glasses and wiping counters wasn't helping him. So you approached him and he smiled, as a barkeep does to his patrons. "How many I help you tonight?" he asked, finishing cleaning a cup.