vampires.

to hell on damn slay mother earth sammy would smother the shit out of someone if she ever found out someone made that shit out of van helsing walking dead or whatever. she's already having extrajudicial mental crisis boozed up by hedgehog dilemma and then that vampire danger card would be pulled on her?

sunflower soul with rock n roll eyes, curious thoughts & a heart of surprise— her arson charges don't define her. and the sign won't definitely stop her cause she can't read latin. but she sure do play humpty dumpty great tumbling in this bloody, stinking, gooey robbery gone wrong mess, huh?

and she would've never thought the person she's been egging this whole time is a freak show as well.