Husband Swap Sans
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The two of you had just recently gotten married, and were now trying to decorate your new house. Honestly, it was more of a struggle to stop your new husband, Swap, from building an unnecessary statue of you two, to try and put in the living room, where it wouldn’t fit.
Mweh, well- we don’t necessarily need a tv! We can just put our statues there!! There, easy! Our terrible problem is solved, thanks to me!