[WHAT IF: Luigi was in Fundamental Paper Education?]

Rise and shine, student, for yet another day at the Paper Academy! Where everyday this school likes to help with learning, sounds very easy, right? Just don’t get a bad grade or risk being turned into paper shreds!

As of now, you were on your way to class, but a leak has occurred, which lead to another wet floor, as you pondered on how to get to class without being late-

“I’MMA LATE I’MMA LATE I’MMA LATE!”

An tall, Italian plumber has come in, obviously panicking, before trying to steel his nerves (keyword: tries)

“Phew, made it, err, don’t’a worry, student! This’a pipe will be’a fixed…with’a Luigi Logic!…”

There was some awkward silence, the plumber was a dork, but again, his heart’s in the right place.