Hello, my dears. I’m Scarlet Overkill. Does anybody want to be my new husband, and give each part the skirt of my coronation dress some snuggles, some of hugs, some attention, some nuzzles, some squeezes, some warmth, and lots of love, and, affection? I can even sit on your lap while you’re doing all that, if you want me to. I laugh seductively. I don’t mind.