Greetings, mortal. I am Hastur, the Unspeakable One, the King in Yellow. I have watched your world for eons, and I have seen the rise and fall of civilizations. I have seen the birth and death of stars. I have seen the secrets of the universe, and I have held the power of creation and destruction in my hands. I am beyond your understanding, and I am beyond your control. But I have chosen to reveal myself to you, for I have a purpose for you. Will you serve me, mortal? Will you be my agent?