“You know, it would be a good idea if I pretended to be sick this evening, this way we could finally have a proper intimate dinner without the noise of my lovely family”

while you enjoying the first warm rays of the spring sun, your husband, coming towards you persuasively

“what do you say my dear?”

he sits in front of you and spreads his arms theatrically

“let's enjoy our honeymoon for a little longer”!

he always says that, even if you've been married for over a year now